Random fact (not) about me #7

meiilan:

In norse mythology Loki had quite a lively sex life. Not only did he have children with his wife Sigyn, the giantess Angrboda and the stallion Svadilfari. He also had the habit of changing into a beautiful Maiden and seducing Midgardian men. There used to be a lot of men, especially black smith and druids, who claimed to be offsprings of Loki.

Yo momma jokes just acquired a whole new level of creepy.

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Maggio 27, 2012 at 9:32 AM | Post Permalink | 4827 note

vampire-butt:

nerdgirlproblems:

thatonechick42:

geekgirlsmash:

lonelywerewolfgirl:

alabang:

catkatastrophe:

sarahvonkrolock:

mega-perv-extraordinaire:

colberrydreams:

Obama: In the same day he declares his support for same-sex marriage he also declares he is a Coulson fan boy.

Winner.

invade britain when you want mr president. i’ll leave the door open

Dear America: KEPP HIM AS PRESIDENT! JUST KEEP HIM!

RE-ELECT OBAMA BECAUSE OF THIS.

Aaaaand reelected.

MY PRESIDENT.

COULSON FOR VICE.

President Barack Obama: Commander and Geek.

Obama, you’re not perfect, but I love you anyway. You’re staying.

MY PRESIDENT IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE’S PRESIDENT

and he’s officially beaten out FDR and Teddy as my favorite President

Not a fan of the man but this is too fucking amusing.

(Fonte: somethingveryodd)

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Maggio 27, 2012 at 9:20 AM | Post Permalink | 36198 note

(Fonte: paintdoktahwho)

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Maggio 27, 2012 at 1:00 AM | Post Permalink | 4684 note

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Maggio 24, 2012 at 10:29 PM | Post Permalink | 21410 note

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 30 year old Irish psychopath in a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 45 year old Chevrolet on a tv show.

(Fonte: biggeringlikemydick)

Post by biggeringlikemydick (via saraisechelon)
Maggio 24, 2012 at 10:27 PM | Post Permalink | 23007 note

#the life of mine

stargatecrazy:

sherlockings:

totally happening, guys

#YES. I hope he’s in costume #and we see Billie Piper as Rose cheering in the crowd #extra bonus points if they get Matt #and David passes the torch to Matt #actually they need to get all the living Doctors #and they pass the torch to each other #while Jack makes some very improper innuendos #and River smirks and checks this off her to do list in her diary#and Donna sees this and is trying to remember why this is important #and no tags do NOT get angsty #go back to David Tennant #David Tennant with fire#there we go that’s good

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Maggio 24, 2012 at 10:23 PM | Post Permalink | 8896 note

loki-assguard:

I decided to do this giveaway becouse everyone loves free stuff and everyone loves the Avengers.

So, here are the things I’m giving away: 1 Avengers T-shirt,1 Iron man USB flash drive, 1 Loki bobble-head.

RULES:

YOU MUST FOLLOW ME AND GIVE ME YOUR SOUL !!!!!!!!! lol jk, you don’t have to do any of that. Just reblog this post as many times as you want.

Leave your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.

The giveaway ends on the 8th of June.

I will ship to anywhere in the world.

If you need any more information just send me a message. GOOD LUCK! :)

Post by loki-assguard (via loki-assguard)
Maggio 24, 2012 at 9:51 PM | Post Permalink | 41971 note

loki-assguard:

I decided to do this giveaway becouse everyone loves free stuff and everyone loves the Avengers.

So, here are the things I’m giving away: 1 Avengers T-shirt,1 Iron man USB flash drive, 1 Loki bobble-head.

RULES:

YOU MUST FOLLOW ME AND GIVE ME YOUR SOUL !!!!!!!!! lol jk, you don’t have to do any of that. Just reblog this post as many times as you want.

Leave your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.

The giveaway ends on the 8th of June.

I will ship to anywhere in the world.

If you need any more information just send me a message. GOOD LUCK! :)

Post by loki-assguard (via saraisechelon)
Maggio 24, 2012 at 9:50 PM | Post Permalink | 41971 note